For Immediate Release
Office of the Robot Monkey
Presidential(?) Wednesday Message
I send greetings to those observing Wednesday.
During Wednesday, millions of Americans sitting in cube farms, retail outlets and construction sites give thanks that the work week is half over and begin planning for the coming weekend.
Wednesday strengthens the ties that bind communities across America
and around the world and reflects the great promise and joy of
Laura joins me in sending our best wishes for a joyous Wednesday.
PROBABLY NOT GEORGE W. BUSH